Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.
Is it normal for your ass to bleed?
W. Washing I. Ironing F. F*cking E. Etcetera
Found out recently that I have a disease which causes me to say inappropriate jokes, caught it from a faggy n*gger!
I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.
Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.
Q. Why do gays make the best dads? A. Because they know where all the parks are.