Fed up of being single? Fed up of dating websites? I’ve now developed the perfect strategy that is guaranteed success. Just lower your standards. My new girlfriend is actually a coconut sellotaped to a mop.
Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?
Is it normal for your ass to bleed?
W. Washing I. Ironing F. F*cking E. Etcetera
Found out recently that I have a disease which causes me to say inappropriate jokes, caught it from a faggy n*gger!
Before calling the police to tell them you have a Kangaroo in your garden make sure it’s not the next door neighbors’ greyhound taking a dump.