Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.
Q. What do you call a gay on a bicycle? A. Bike-curious.
Q. What’s the difference between toilet paper and news paper? A. Toilet paper is brown and smells bad.
Q. How do you make a cat flap? A. Throw it off a cliff.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t smoke weed, she deep fries it.
I think I might be a racist. My favourite sports are marathons, formula 1 and horse racing.