My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.
Yo mama is so fat, when she cries butter come out her eyes instead of tears .
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.
I come from a small family. I’m the youngest of three, my parents are both older.
If God didn’t want people to jack-off why did give us long arms?
My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.