How to climb a small Staircase.
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Fed up of being single? Fed up of dating websites? I’ve now developed the perfect strategy that is guaranteed success. Just lower your standards. My new girlfriend is actually a coconut sellotaped to a mop.
Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?
If your wet-wipes get dry pour some water on them to make them wet again.
Went on a flight with BA last night which was a total nightmare, he really hates flying.
My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.