Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea? A. Starter
Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.
Q. What do you call a gay on a bicycle? A. Bike-curious.
When booking holidays online this summer remember that when it comes to hotels star ratings mean nothing. I went to this terrible hotel last year that apparently had the biggest collection of stars in the world, it was called Auschwitz.
My son walked in today with his new girlfriend.
“This is Sarah,” he burst out.
“I’ve heard a lot about you,” I smiled.
“Really? All good I hope,” she smirked.
“Oh yes, he’s a lucky boy,” I replied. “It was a year before his mother let me do her in the ass.”
yo mama so fat people will think everyday is her birthday