Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Head-Phones

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -58

The following conversation took place on an airplane.

Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones.
Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?

Arab Sex Offender

in Racist Jokes
+48 -72

What do you call an Arab sex offender?

Apul Madeek-Aoud

Old Chinese man

in Racist Jokes
+56 -80

What do you call an old Chinese man?

Yung No More

Lemons

in Religious Jokes
+9 -34

Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.

Nine to Five

in General Jokes
+21 -46

Really hate my nine to five job. Starting work at 4:51 is ridiculous

Tennis Witches

in Sports Jokes
+17 -42

Did you hear the latest story about some major tennis players being involved in witchcraft?? Goran, even he’s a witch.