Whats white and swings from tree to tree?
A spunkey
Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.
Yo mama is so stupid she wiped her ass before she took a sh*t.
Got a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday the other day. It was rubbish.
I went to a French restaurant last night and was served by a hideously ugly waitress. She really gave me the crepes.
Went to the gym last night and lost 4 stones in one day.
I accidentally ripped my leg off on the squat machine.