Why did the H kill himself? Because the G-Had.
Charles Darwin was wrong we’re nothing like monkeys. I wish he was around now so I could throw my feces in his face.
Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1? A. Eat lots of beans.
What’s the difference between an Afghan hospital and an Al Qaeda training camp?
I don’t know I just fly the drone.
Got a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday the other day. It was rubbish.
I went to a French restaurant last night and was served by a hideously ugly waitress. She really gave me the crepes.