My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”
Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?
A. Usain Bolt’s dick.
Waah Waah (simulate crying), can I suck on your breasts? (It works for babies).
Why do men who wear bras get ridiculed? I wore one the other day when I went shopping and it was great for carrying my melons home.
The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.
Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours? Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!
What do you call an old Chinese man?
Yung No More