Can’t believe how arrogant Stephen Hawking is. Got a message saying he needed a new wheelchair but every time I call him to arrange delivery it just goes through to his answerphone.
Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.
What do you call a black person on the moon?? An astronaut you racist bastard!!
Charles Darwin was wrong we’re nothing like monkeys. I wish he was around now so I could throw my feces in his face.
Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1? A. Eat lots of beans.
Whats white and swings from tree to tree?
A spunkey