Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Stephen Hawking

in Disabled Jokes
+12 -36

Can’t believe how arrogant Stephen Hawking is. Got a message saying he needed a new wheelchair but every time I call him to arrange delivery it just goes through to his answerphone.

Feminine Hygiene

in Dirty Jokes
+35 -59

Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.

Moon

in Racist Jokes
+31 -55

What do you call a black person on the moon??
An astronaut you racist bastard!!

Charles Darwin

in Religious Jokes
+13 -37

Charles Darwin was wrong we’re nothing like monkeys. I wish he was around now so I could throw my feces in his face.

Jacuzzi

in Dirty Jokes
+39 -63

Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1?
A. Eat lots of beans.

Swings

in Animal Jokes
+24 -48

Whats white and swings from tree to tree?

A spunkey