The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.
Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours? Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!
What do you call an old Chinese man?
Yung No More
The following conversation took place on an airplane.
Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones. Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?
What do you call an Arab sex offender?
Apul Madeek-Aoud
I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.
What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl.