Whats white and swings from tree to tree?
A spunkey
Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.
Yo mama is so stupid she wiped her ass before she took a sh*t.
Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.
What do you call a woman who loves holding onto balls? Annette.
My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”