As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me…. “I really need a new fuckin boat” I thought to myself.
Do birds really “sing” or are they actually releasing tiny screams because they’re scared of heights?
Can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
What’s the difference between weed and vag?
If you can smell weed across the room that means it’s good.
Q. Why should you never hold in your farts?
A. Because they can go up your spine, into your brain and give you shitty ideas.
Q.Why do Indian women have a red dot on their forehead? A. It helps with aiming.