Do birds really “sing” or are they actually releasing tiny screams because they’re scared of heights?
They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.
They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.
What’s the difference between weed and vag?
If you can smell weed across the room that means it’s good.
Q. Why should you never hold in your farts?
A. Because they can go up your spine, into your brain and give you shitty ideas.
Q.Why do Indian women have a red dot on their forehead? A. It helps with aiming.
A girl only has one heart so playing around with it is wrong, play with her boobs instead, she’s got two of them.