Yesterday my boss told me “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. Today when I turned up at the office dressed like a Ghostbuster he told me I was fired.
What do black men do after sex? About 15 years to life.
Can’t believe how dark my skin is after going away on holiday. Think I might go out and steal a car.
Yo mama is so fat , she was baptized at SeaWorld ?
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.
I’ll never forget the first time I had sex. It helps that I still have the receipt.