What does Mr Kipling like to do in his spare time?
Fill tarts with cream.
What’s orange and looks like a cat? A lion.
If a gay guy goes into a coma does that make him a vegetable or a fruit?
Q. What do you call an Irish Lesbian? A. Gay-lic
I’ve got something special in my sack for you.
If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?