Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Abuse

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -38

If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?

Miss Universe

in General Jokes
+7 -29

I’m sure the Miss Universe competition is always fixed. Why does the winner always come from planet Earth?

School

in General Jokes
+12 -34

My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, “Don’t be silly, Somewan-Yourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?”

Hitchhiker

in Racist Jokes
+57 -79

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
An escaped convict.

Venison

in Animal Jokes
+5 -27

Just bought some venison from the supermarket, its dead deer.

Sea World

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -29

I used to work as a mechanic fixing jet-ski engines at my local Sea World Center but I got fired after blowing a seal.