If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?
I’m sure the Miss Universe competition is always fixed. Why does the winner always come from planet Earth?
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, “Don’t be silly, Somewan-Yourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?”
What do you call a black hitchhiker? An escaped convict.
Just bought some venison from the supermarket, its dead deer.
I used to work as a mechanic fixing jet-ski engines at my local Sea World Center but I got fired after blowing a seal.