If you prefer basmati rice above long-grain rice does that make you riceist?
Q. Why do Pandas have black eyes? A. Because they can’t satisfy their man.
Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common?
A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.
Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?
Just failed my driving test. Apparently when then instructor said “Wait till I hit my dashboard” he wasn’t talking about his face.
My cousin is such a hypocrite. He said he was against the death penalty but last week he killed himself.