Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Depressing

in Surreal Jokes
+21 -41

“How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.

Valentines Fun

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -41

Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]

Lamb Chops

in Animal Jokes
+9 -29

My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops.

They’re minted.

Bra pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -25

Hi, are you 34C? (stare at boobs)

Pedo

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -37

What’s the biggest cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids

Cow Cave

in Animal Jokes
+8 -28

What do you call a cow that lives in a cave?

Ground beef