Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Peter Pan

in Surreal Jokes
+40 -60

What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Pope

in Religious Jokes
+14 -34

Why is the popes hat so big? ….. so he can hide little boys.

Best chat up line

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -28

Best chat up line ever which never fails, it is, don’t scream b*tch i have a knife.

Hitler

in Political Jokes
+27 -47

People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews.
What about what he did to the rest of us?
He ruined the life of kids named Adolf and he ruined a great mustache style.

Valentines Fun

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -41

Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]

Depressing

in Surreal Jokes
+21 -41

“How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.