What do you call a banker with hayfever?
AJEW!!
They say it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Try telling that to someone who has AIDS.
On a scale of Cyrus to Jewish, how tight are you?
What do you call a smart black guy?
An indian
Man: Hi, do you like sleeping. Woman: Yeah Man: Cool.. maybe we should do it together sometime.
Just had the following conversation at my local Italian restaurant.
Waitress: Sorry for keeping you waiting sir. Me: That’s ok. Did you know that this salt pot contains 22,358 individual grains of salt?