Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Terrible Day

in Political Jokes
+26 -46

I’ll never forgot 9/11, it was a terrible day but sometimes beautiful surpises can bloom from tragic seeds. For example, my house actually climbed 2 places in the list of world’s tallest buildings.

Doctor Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -37

Are you a doctor?? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Pancakes

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -35

Do you like blackberries or strawberries because I want to know what type of pancakes to order you in the morning.

Christmas

in General Jokes
+36 -56

Why is Christmas just like your job?

Because after you do all the work the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Pregnant Woman

in General Jokes
+18 -38

What does a pregnant women and a locked car have in common?

You can fix both with a coat-hanger.

Chimpanzee Attack

in Animal Jokes
+17 -37

Did you hear about the 3 zoo employees who were injured recently? They got attacked by a chimpanzee that set fire to it’s own feces using a discarded cigarette. Apparently they were rushed to the hospital with TURD degree burns.