Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jul

Younger Brother

By Steve

in General Jokes

+19 -39

My younger brother recently became involved with drugs and it’s totally turned his life upside down. He now drives a Porche and has his own house which he paid for in cash.

Apr

Peter Pan

By MichaelJ

in Surreal Jokes

+40 -60

What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Oct

Pope

By pureshadows

in Religious Jokes

+14 -34

Why is the popes hat so big? ….. so he can hide little boys.

Jan

Best chat up line

By Maoc Dean

in Pick Up Lines

+8 -28

Best chat up line ever which never fails, it is, don’t scream b*tch i have a knife.

Oct

Hitler

By Steev

in Political Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+27 -47

People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews.
What about what he did to the rest of us?
He ruined the life of kids named Adolf and he ruined a great mustache style.

Feb

Valentines Fun

By Claire04

in Dirty Jokes

+21 -41

Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]”