Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times. They’ve obviously never seen me wiping my ass when there is only 1 sheet of toilet paper left.
Why does Usain Bolt suffer from relationship problems?
Because he always comes first.
How do you find a blind man in the nudest colony? It ain’t hard.
You remind me of my big toe because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to call Dr Pepper to discuss her health concerns.
Yo mama is so fat that every year Japan gives her money to stop swimming in the sea because of the danger of a tsunami.