How do you find a blind man in the nudest colony? It ain’t hard.
Come and sit on my knee and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times. They’ve obviously never seen me wiping my ass when there is only 1 sheet of toilet paper left.
You remind me of my big toe because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to call Dr Pepper to discuss her health concerns.
Did you hear about the naked woman who robbed a bank?
Nobody could remember her face.