Did you hear about the naked woman who robbed a bank?
Nobody could remember her face.
Yo mama is so fat that every year Japan gives her money to stop swimming in the sea because of the danger of a tsunami.
Can’t believe how dark my skin is after going away on holiday. Think I might go out and steal a car.
Went on a roller-coaster yesterday and the woman next to me couldn’t stop screaming. Seriously… It was like she’d never seen a penis before.
My wife asked me, “What did you buy me for valentines day?” “Well,” I chuckled. “You see that pink Mercedes over there?” “Yes,” she said happily. “Well I bought you a toothbrush the same colour.”
What do black men do after sex? About 15 years to life.