Yo mama is so fat that every year Japan gives her money to stop swimming in the sea because of the danger of a tsunami.
Went on a roller-coaster yesterday and the woman next to me couldn’t stop screaming. Seriously… It was like she’d never seen a penis before.
Yesterday my boss told me “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. Today when I turned up at the office dressed like a Ghostbuster he told me I was fired.
What do black men do after sex? About 15 years to life.
Can’t believe how dark my skin is after going away on holiday. Think I might go out and steal a car.
Loving the new mp3 car horn I’ve recently installed. It’s amazing how much quicker people get out of your way when they start hearing gunshots.