What’s big and tastes like penis?
My secretary’s Christmas bonus.
Government recently announced it is going to expand the war on terror to theme parks by making haunted houses illegal.
Can’t believe how much my TV lies. Put my pet turtles in the microwave earlier today and they still can’t do any Karate.
Q. What’s the difference between 5 black men and a joke A. Your mama can’t take a joke
Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.
Fat lives matter as well you know. Please open the Goddamn buffet!