Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.
Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.
Are you the Palestinian territories because I want to go deep inside you and colonize.
Q. What do you call someone who can masterbait with both hands? A. Ambijerkstress
Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.
What’s big and tastes like penis?
My secretary’s Christmas bonus.