Is it hot in here or are you boobs just really huge?
Just got a new job helping a one-handed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.
Q: Where is the toilet ? A: Shit on the floor
Five worst things to shout during sex. 1. “Die !!!” 2. “Prematurus Ejacularus” 3. “Police… help!” 4. “Sieg heil mein Führer!” 5. “I love you mum.”
My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.
I told her I liked the one we have.
What do you call an Arab Alcoholic? Mustafa Pint