Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
04
Apr

Jerusalem

By Jesus
in Religious Jokes
+17 -37

The following took place at a dinner party in Jerusalem about 2000 years ago.
This is my body. *Pulls out some bread*
This is my blood. *Pours some wine*
This is a stick up *Pulls out a gun*, put your hands on your head and get on the floor.

05
Jun

Too Much

By SteveS
in General Jokes
+7 -27

You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.

25
Jan

Sound of Bacon

By Art Garfbacon
in Surreal Jokes
+30 -50

Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.

06
Dec

Loved And Lost

By Chris
in General Jokes
+4 -24

They say it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Try telling that to someone who has AIDS.

20
Oct

Banks

By Steve Stewart
in Religious Jokes
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+25 -45

What do you call a banker with hayfever?

AJEW!!

14
Jun

Cyrus Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
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+7 -27

On a scale of Cyrus to Jewish, how tight are you?

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