Q: Why was the wheelbarrow invented? A: To help blacks walk upright.
My friend told me that I just don’t understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.
You look like I need another drink.
Q: Where is the toilet ? A: Shit on the floor
Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.
“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick “I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.
Can’t believe how thirsty my Grandma is. Just drove past her house and she’s got about 10 pints of milk on her doorstep.