Q. What do you call two gay Irish men?
A. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Q. What’s the difference between a dead tramp and roadkill? A. Roadkill has the skid marks on the front.
Just had a cup of tea with some Viagra sprinkled in it. It doesn’t really taste any different but its great at stopping your biscuits going soft.
I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.
What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.
Last night I saw my sexy neighbour through the curtains masterbaiting with a telescope I ordered from Amazon… Looks like they delivered it to the wrong address. Gonna have to order a new one now 🙁 !