Just had a cup of tea with some Viagra sprinkled in it. It doesn’t really taste any different but its great at stopping your biscuits going soft.
I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.
Last night I saw my sexy neighbour through the curtains masterbaiting with a telescope I ordered from Amazon… Looks like they delivered it to the wrong address. Gonna have to order a new one now 🙁 !
What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.
My cooking is awful.
Does anyone know how much vodka you’re supposed to add to cheese-on-toast?
Your face makes onions cry.