Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Talk Overthink

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+50 -69

Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything?
A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.

Oct

Sunburn Pickup Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+15 -34

Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot??

Apr

Jerusalem

By Jesus

in Religious Jokes

+17 -37

The following took place at a dinner party in Jerusalem about 2000 years ago.
This is my body. *Pulls out some bread*
This is my blood. *Pours some wine*
This is a stick up *Pulls out a gun*, put your hands on your head and get on the floor.

Jun

Too Much

By SteveS

in General Jokes

+7 -27

You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.

Jan

Sound of Bacon

By Art Garfbacon

in Surreal Jokes

+30 -50

Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.

Dec

Loved And Lost

By Chris

in General Jokes

+4 -24

They say it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Try telling that to someone who has AIDS.