Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Arab Alcoholic

in Racist Jokes
+60 -79

What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint

1 month

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -31

My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.

I told her I liked the one we have.

Screwfix

in General Jokes
+9 -28

Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency

Hitler

in Political Jokes
+27 -47

People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews.
What about what he did to the rest of us?
He ruined the life of kids named Adolf and he ruined a great mustache style.

Depressing

in Surreal Jokes
+21 -41

“How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.

Valentines Fun

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -41

Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]