Q. What’s the difference between a dead tramp and roadkill? A. Roadkill has the skid marks on the front.
Just had a cup of tea with some Viagra sprinkled in it. It doesn’t really taste any different but its great at stopping your biscuits going soft.
Just had the following conversation at my local Italian restaurant.
Waitress: Sorry for keeping you waiting sir. Me: That’s ok. Did you know that this salt pot contains 22,358 individual grains of salt?
My uncle once ejaculated on me. Glad I got that off my chest.
I’ll never forgot 9/11, it was a terrible day but sometimes beautiful surpises can bloom from tragic seeds. For example, my house actually climbed 2 places in the list of world’s tallest buildings.
Are you a doctor?? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.