Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Aug

Cup Of Tea

By AlanW

in Dirty Jokes

+26 -45

Just had a cup of tea with some Viagra sprinkled in it. It doesn’t really taste any different but its great at stopping your biscuits going soft.

Jan

Testing Beds

By Clare

in Dirty Jokes

+13 -32

I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.

Feb

Pencil humor

By Jeffrey lorenger

in Surreal Jokes

+11 -30

What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.

Apr

Amazon

By Stevo

in General Jokes

+7 -26

Last night I saw my sexy neighbour through the curtains masterbaiting with a telescope I ordered from Amazon… Looks like they delivered it to the wrong address. Gonna have to order a new one now 🙁 !

Feb

German Market

By dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: German jokes, Jew Jokes

+60 -79

Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.

Jun

Think I’m Cute Funny Joke

By The Judge

in Pick Up Lines

+7 -26

Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.