My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.
I told her I liked the one we have.
What do you call an Arab Alcoholic? Mustafa Pint
Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency
Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.
Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.