According to my Samsung phone my ‘morning run’ has been changed to ‘morning rum’. Sounds good to me.
Why did the Spirm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.
Q. Why are women like cars? A. Because sometimes you have to use a choke to get them going.
David Moyes recently appeared at a charity event where he said “AIDS was a terrible disease”. That’s rich coming from him, at least AIDS managed to get into Europe.
Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? A. So you can read their lips.
Is it hot in here or are you boobs just really huge?