David Moyes recently appeared at a charity event where he said “AIDS was a terrible disease”. That’s rich coming from him, at least AIDS managed to get into Europe.
Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? A. So you can read their lips.
Is it hot in here or are you boobs just really huge?
Just got a new job helping a one-handed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.
Q: Where is the toilet ? A: Shit on the floor
Five worst things to shout during sex. 1. “Die !!!” 2. “Prematurus Ejacularus” 3. “Police… help!” 4. “Sieg heil mein Führer!” 5. “I love you mum.”