Fat lives matter as well you know. Please open the Goddamn buffet!
Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.
Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot??
Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything? A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.
My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex. Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”
Did you know that every market in Africa is a black market?