Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Bread Pick-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+10 -28

Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.

Star Sign

in Surreal Jokes
+5 -23

My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.

Famous Quote

in Religious Jokes
+14 -32

“Anyone who lives his life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11

FedeX Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -37

Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.

Fred Flintstone Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+22 -41

Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Bishop

in Religious Jokes
+31 -50

Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.