Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.
Christano Ronaldo has just donated $10 million to a rape clinic in Los Angeles. At first they refused his money but he wouldn’t take ‘no’ as an answer and he insisted.
Me: Can I have your number? Girl: No go away!! Me: Why are you so angry? Is it because of your haircut?
Q. Why did Peter’s house burn down? A. Because his surname was ‘File’.
Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.
Q. What do you call someone who can masterbait with both hands? A. Ambijerkstress