Q. What do women and 0% APR loans have in common? A. They both have extremely complicated terms and they both keep saying they have no interest.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to change the light bulb in her fridge every month.
Q. What do sex and art have in common? A. Most of it is shit and all the good stuff is way too expensive.
I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.
What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.
Last night I saw my sexy neighbour through the curtains masterbaiting with a telescope I ordered from Amazon… Looks like they delivered it to the wrong address. Gonna have to order a new one now 🙁 !