Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.
My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.
“Anyone who lives his life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11
Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.
Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.