Once upon a time there was a c*nt. It was you. The end.
Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.
Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!
Living in a flat below a tap dancer can be really annoying. That’s why I’ve decided to install powerful magnets in my ceiling.
Has one ever noticed that when one drops a piece of toast it always lands caviar side down?
Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d