Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.
Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!
Living in a flat below a tap dancer can be really annoying. That’s why I’ve decided to install powerful magnets in my ceiling.
Has one ever noticed that when one drops a piece of toast it always lands caviar side down?
Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d
Don’t you just hate it when you sleep with a girl and she forgets who you are and keeps screaming another guys name. Who the hell is “Rayp” and what country does this name come from?