Just be arrested for indecency at my local homeless shelter after trying to help them cook Christmas dinner. Apparently they told me to PLUCK the turkey.
Hi how’s it going? I’ve got Alzheimer’s… Are you my girlfriend?
Just got sacked from my job at the daycare center. Apparently ‘Schindler’s List’ is an inappropriate film for a 5 year old’s birthday party.
Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables? A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.
Yo mama is so dirty that her bedroom toys are powered by diesel.
Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry? A. He was going through a mid life crisis.