Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Ethiopian Boy

in Racist Jokes
+65 -83

Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry?
A. He was going through a mid life crisis.

Discarded Coin

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+23 -41

Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.

0% APR Loans

in Relationship Jokes
+30 -48

Q. What do women and 0% APR loans have in common?
A. They both have extremely complicated terms and they both keep saying they have no interest.

Fridge Action

in Yo Mama Jokes
+7 -25

Yo mama is so fat that she has to change the light bulb in her fridge every month.

Sex and Art

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -41

Q. What do sex and art have in common?
A. Most of it is shit and all the good stuff is way too expensive.

Good Looking

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -29

Wow, you’re so good looking I wish I’d taken a shower this morning.