Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!
Living in a flat below a tap dancer can be really annoying. That’s why I’ve decided to install powerful magnets in my ceiling.
What do you call an Arab Alcoholic? Mustafa Pint
Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d
Don’t you just hate it when you sleep with a girl and she forgets who you are and keeps screaming another guys name. Who the hell is “Rayp” and what country does this name come from?
Hi I don’t suppose you could help me. I’m trying to commit suicide by having too much sex.