Found out recently that I have a condition which stops me from loosing weight. It’s called being a greedy c*nt.
I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.
F*ck me if I’m wrong but is your name Laura?
Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.
My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.
“Anyone who lives his life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11