Apparently Kate and William have decided to give their new baby the humorous name of ‘Webecca’ so when she grows up people will think she has a speech impediment.
Yo mama is so harry big foot took a picture of her.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to take the knife out my pocket?
What do you call a guy whose ugly and poor but gets laid without paying for it?
A rapist.
Once upon a time there was a c*nt. It was you. The end.
Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy? A. Batman can go a night without robin.