The news is full of lies… Just went to the bank to get my hair cut and security escorted me from the premises!
Just been arrested after hosting a dinner party. Apparently jerk chicken isn’t supposed to contain any bodily fluids.
Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?
My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour.
Like that’s gonna happen during conker season.
Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?
Just been watching the news and it’s f*ckin terrifying. Election night has now officially become more scary than Halloween.