Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dinner Party

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -36

Just been arrested after hosting a dinner party. Apparently jerk chicken isn’t supposed to contain any bodily fluids.

Chicken Farmer Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?

Childish

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -37

My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour.

Like that’s gonna happen during conker season.

Fun Fact

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -33

Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?

Election Night

in Political Jokes
+20 -37

Just been watching the news and it’s f*ckin terrifying. Election night has now officially become more scary than Halloween.

French Exam

in Racist Jokes
+47 -64

Just failed my French exam, they deducted me 10% for using deodorant.