Just been arrested after hosting a dinner party. Apparently jerk chicken isn’t supposed to contain any bodily fluids.
Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?
My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour.
Like that’s gonna happen during conker season.
Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?
Just been watching the news and it’s f*ckin terrifying. Election night has now officially become more scary than Halloween.
Just failed my French exam, they deducted me 10% for using deodorant.