Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

May

Fun idea

By SteveB

in Surreal Jokes

+95 -22

Fun idea. If you have no kids hire a babysitter anyway and tell them the kids are asleep upstairs and not to be disturbed. When you come home ask them why the kids are missing.

Feb

Asian friend

By Daddy

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+142 -69

Just found out my Asian friend died last week…
So Yung.

Jul

Paris

By SteveS

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+166 -94

Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.

Apr

Forgot

By Dannw

in Dirty Jokes

+128 -56

Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered

Feb

A Cold Rain

By Rickey Hart

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+117 -46

Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking kind of sad.
Maybe I should let her in.

Dec

New Baby

By Andrew

in General Jokes

+112 -41

Apparently when someone messages you a picture of their new baby it’s offensive to send a message back saying “Better luck next time”!