Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Argument

in Racist Jokes
+77 -93

The following argument took place between a black person and a white person.

White Person: What’s your problem assh*le? It’s a shame black people can’t take a take a joke as well as they take old ladies handbags.
Black Person: Screw you. It’s a shame white people can’t take a joke as well as they take other people’s land.

Ghosts

in Surreal Jokes
+24 -40

I’ll never forget my 1st week as a detective, it was terrifying. I kept seeing ghosts at every crime scene but then I found out they actually use white blankets to cover the dead.

Clear Your Debts

in General Jokes
+14 -30

Just found a website that will help you clear your debts with just one easy payment. Just go to www.buyashotgun.com

Happy Valentines Day

in Disabled Jokes
+12 -29

Just because I’m dyslexic doesn’t mean I don’t layve you.

So Ugly

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -25

You’re so ugly you’re mother had morning sickness after you were born.

News Lies

in Political Jokes
+1 -18

The news is full of lies… Just went to the bank to get my hair cut and security escorted me from the premises!