Q. How can you tell that God is a man? A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I told her Windows had no virus protection she called a builder.
Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
My wife recently told me she wanted to go around the world so for her birthday I decided to buy her an atlas.
How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.
I slept with a woman against her will last night and she kept yelling, “Please, think of my children!”
Kinky b*tch.