I slept with a woman against her will last night and she kept yelling, “Please, think of my children!”
Kinky b*tch.
I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to stop drinking. Fed up of waking up in my car doing 90mph.
You’ve got a great ass and I’ve got 2 hands. We were made for each other.
Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.
Dwarf shortage.
A woman’s work is never done. Which is why they often get paid less than men.