First rule of Alzheimer’s Club… Don’t talk about chess club.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I watched a cracking documentary about the American Special Forces last night. It was called ‘Team America: World Police’.
Played golf earlier today after taking LSD, it was crazy!!
Why do cannibals not like divorced women? Because they’re bitter.
My girlfriend just told me she has a STD… I think I’m Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship