Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Just got my balls out at the hospital but they have no idea what this red rash is. Hopefully the doctor will come and see me soon because the receptionist is useless.
First rule of Alzheimer’s Club… Don’t talk about chess club.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I watched a cracking documentary about the American Special Forces last night. It was called ‘Team America: World Police’.
Played golf earlier today after taking LSD, it was crazy!!