Yo mama has so many STDs that after I spoke to her on the phone I got an ear infection.
Can’t believe how many things are made by the Chinese these days. Even babies come from the vachina.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.
I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.
What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?
Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)