Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Apr

Mama lift

By jimmy

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+4 -19

Yo mama is so fat that you can only go down when she gets in a lift with you.

Mar

Stds

By Ben87

in Yo Mama Jokes

+17 -32

Yo mama has so many STDs that after I spoke to her on the phone I got an ear infection.

May

Ghosts

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+24 -40

I’ll never forget my 1st week as a detective, it was terrifying. I kept seeing ghosts at every crime scene but then I found out they actually use white blankets to cover the dead.

Jul

Clear Your Debts

By Dave

in General Jokes

+14 -30

Just found a website that will help you clear your debts with just one easy payment. Just go to www.buyashotgun.com

Dec

Sleep

By Stv222

in Disabled Jokes

+10 -26

One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.

Dec

xmas decorations

By sandy

in Religious Jokes

+13 -29

I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.