Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Walked In

in Dirty Jokes
+28 -43

I walked in on my best friend masturbating on her period last night. Let’s just say she was caught red handed.

Tested Positive

in General Jokes
+15 -30

Just tested positive for a ‘big ass’.

Looks like I now need to social distance myself from the kitchen.

T-Shirt Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+30 -46

Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Balls

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -42

Just got my balls out at the hospital but they have no idea what this red rash is. Hopefully the doctor will come and see me soon because the receptionist is useless.

Alzheimer’s Club

in Disabled Jokes
+14 -30

First rule of Alzheimer’s Club…
Don’t talk about chess club.

Orphanage pick up line

in Pick Up Lines
+21 -37

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.