Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?
If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.
Just been thrown out by my landlord after making him really angry. He told me the only pet I was allowed was a fish so I got a 6ft shark.
First rule of Thesaurus Club…
You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
Just got a pizza delivered and they forgot to put mozzarella on it. I’m really cheesed off.
Why’d the Toilet Tissue Get an Education Award? For It’s No “Skids” left behind program