I walked in on my best friend masturbating on her period last night. Let’s just say she was caught red handed.
Just tested positive for a ‘big ass’.
Looks like I now need to social distance myself from the kitchen.
Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Just got my balls out at the hospital but they have no idea what this red rash is. Hopefully the doctor will come and see me soon because the receptionist is useless.
First rule of Alzheimer’s Club… Don’t talk about chess club.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.