Yo mama is so dirty she’s been banged more times than the first pipe on Flappy Bird.
Yo Mama is so fat, she goes to the gym just to use the cafeteria there.
My wife doesn’t agree with our son having girlfriends at the age of 12.
I’m not surprised to be honest, he’s 28.
What do you call a Paki in a skip?
Rummaging
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
I like your hair, let’s go f*ck.