Prince Harry has heroically volunteered to destroy a cannabis field in Afghanistan. The mission will last over 2 weeks and Harry has requested additional food supplies to be made available.
My wife just kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…
I’ll return.
What do you get if you cross a motorway with a flock of sheep?
A flock of dead sheep.
Q. What did you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
A. Ash
Just been ripped off by the guy who works at my local Chinese hardware store. The pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.
My advice to you is strong deodorant and smokers toothpaste.