What do you get if you cross a motorway with a flock of sheep?
A flock of dead sheep.
Q. What did you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
A. Ash
Just been ripped off by the guy who works at my local Chinese hardware store. The pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.
My advice to you is strong deodorant and smokers toothpaste.
What do you call a Mexican with no legs: Cuntswaylow
Im a great believer in gun control. That’s why I always smoke a couple of cigarettes before I go out shooting because it helps keeps my hands steady.