Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?
Just been thrown out by my landlord after making him really angry. He told me the only pet I was allowed was a fish so I got a 6ft shark.
Man: Hi, you look great without glasses Woman: I don’t wear glasses Man: I do *Put glasses back on*
I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words “That bus is going quite fast.”
Can’t believe how unlucky I am. Woke up this morning itching and with a big rash. Looks like I might be allergic to prostitutes.
Did you hear about the new car that’s been release in Portugal? It can fit a small child in the boot. It’s called the Renault McCann