Yo mama is so dirty when I asked her what’s for dinner she sat on my face and said Tuna.
Whenever I create a job advert I always instantly throw away half of the resumes I receive.
I don’t want unlucky people on my team.
If Gordon Ramsay made sat-navs:
“F*ck off you brainless asshole, you were supposed to turn right!!”
Donald Trump went into hospital recently for a circumcision operation.The doctor said “Sorry I can’t go through with this. It’s too dangerous because Donald is a total dick”.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.
Finally managed to cure my dry skin problem, I’ve stopped using towels.