Yo mama is so dirty she’s been banged more times than the first pipe on Flappy Bird.
Yo Mama is so fat, she goes to the gym just to use the cafeteria there.
My wife doesn’t agree with our son having girlfriends at the age of 12.
I’m not surprised to be honest, he’s 28.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
I like your hair, let’s go f*ck.
Q. What’s the one crime black people never get questioned about and have never been arrested for? A. Sun-cream theft.