Finally managed to cure my dry skin problem, I’ve stopped using towels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.
Yo Mama is so fat, she goes to the gym just to use the cafeteria there.
Yo mama is so dirty she’s been banged more times than the first pipe on Flappy Bird.
My wife doesn’t agree with our son having girlfriends at the age of 12.
I’m not surprised to be honest, he’s 28.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.