Q. What’s the one crime black people never get questioned about and have never been arrested for? A. Sun-cream theft.
Yo mama is so ugly her dildo needs Viagra.
Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.
Just been kicked out of University for jerking off.
I should have listened more carefully when I was asked me to join the Mass Debate Club.
Did you know pigeons die after having sex? Well the one that I fucked did.
Whats a pirates favourite subject? Arrrrt!