Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.
Did you know pigeons die after having sex? Well the one that I fucked did.
Just been kicked out of University for jerking off.
I should have listened more carefully when I was asked me to join the Mass Debate Club.
Whats a pirates favourite subject? Arrrrt!
AGNB is bang out of order!
My wife just kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…
I’ll return.