Hi I need your help. I’m really allergic to your clothes, please can you take them off.
My fat ex-girlfriend recently got a t-shirt saying, ‘I’m a maneater’… I told her that’s not how you spell manatee!
Yo mama is so fat that you can only go down when she gets in a lift with you.
Yo mama has so many STDs that after I spoke to her on the phone I got an ear infection.
Can’t believe how many things are made by the Chinese these days. Even babies come from the vachina.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.