Without nipples bubbies are pointless.
What is a cat’s favourite car? A purrrrrgeot.
Why do you have to use underwear in Ukrain?
Cause chernobyl fall out.
Q. What does an Ikea cabinet and a marriage have in common? A. One screw out of place and the whole thing falls apart.
You can say whatever you want about deaf people.
I like your hair, let’s go f*ck.