What did the lezbian frog say to the other lezbian frog??
They’re right, we DO taste like chicken!
Lost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.
Got a free tattoo on my arm yesterday. All I had to do was accidentally pour boiling water on myself.
Q. What’s a Hindu? A. Lay eggs.
How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.