I was sitting at work today drinking a coffee and doing some stuff with Excel when my boss put his hand into my pants and started touching me up. He then went back to his work like nothing happened. Being self-employed is awesome.
Q. Why do witches never wear panties? A. They get better traction.
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
What’s red and beeps? The Manchester United open-top bus reversing back in the garage.
Q. What do you get when you mix 2 different types of bread together? A. A hy-bread.
My advice to you is strong deodorant and smokers toothpaste.