Not trying to brag but i have enough money to not work for the rest of the year.
Wow your hand looks really heavy, let me hold it for you.
According to a recent survey young kids are apparently the most annoying airline passengers.
I would have thought it might be terrorists.
What do you call a leper in a bath? Soup
Did you hear about the Irish metal detector enthusiast who dug a hole 70ft deep? It turns out he had steel toecap shoes on.
Yo mama is so fat that you can only go down when she gets in a lift with you.