Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Frog

in Animal Jokes
+16 -30

What did the lezbian frog say to the other lezbian frog??

They’re right, we DO taste like chicken!

Facebook

in General Jokes
+10 -24

Lost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.

Free Tattoo

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -20

Got a free tattoo on my arm yesterday. All I had to do was accidentally pour boiling water on myself.

Hindu

in Religious Jokes
+17 -31

Q. What’s a Hindu?
A. Lay eggs.

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
+30 -44

How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?

Dyslexic Worshiper

in Disabled Jokes
+25 -40

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.