Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

John Terry Donation

in Sports Jokes
+16 -30

In a bid to promote his image and ease race relations John Terry has kindly donated 100 trumpets to an African orphanage in Nigeria. Apparently he was quoted as saying “Blacks are naturally talented at music and with their big lips they should be great at trumpet playing”.

Key To Happiness

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -38

Some people say love is the key to happiness but it’s a lie…

It’s beer.

Coconut Shampoo

in Surreal Jokes
+15 -29

Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.

Bolt Controller

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes
+11 -25

Q. What do Usain Bolt and a Malaysian air-traffic controller have in common?
A. They both sweat a lot during work.

Clocks

in Disabled Jokes
+21 -35

Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.

Sensible Eating

in Disabled Jokes
+7 -21

Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.