Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jun

Friday Girl

By Mike

in Dirty Jokes

+116 -42

Why is Friday the most feminine day of the week?

Because it takes forever to come.

Aug

Phone

By HProxy

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

+143 -69

Yo mama is so stupid when her phone died she buried it in the backyard.

Sep

Wedding Video

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+102 -28

Just watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where she takes off the ring, walks back down the isle and drives away

Jul

Dwarf Friend

By Debb2

in General Jokes

+143 -69

My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.

May

Fun idea

By SteveB

in Surreal Jokes

+96 -22

Fun idea. If you have no kids hire a babysitter anyway and tell them the kids are asleep upstairs and not to be disturbed. When you come home ask them why the kids are missing.

Jun

Role-Play

By Jess

in Dirty Jokes

+115 -41

Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night.
We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.
He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.