I can’t believe how ungrateful my 4 year old son is. I took him out for a ride on his sledge this morning but after 10 minutes I looked back and saw he was missing. It was lucky I had to stop for petrol otherwise I may not have noticed and it would have taken ages to drive back and find him.
After becoming a policeman I’ve become great at reading faces. When people’s faces are red it means they’re embarrassed. When their faces are brown it means they’re about to commit a crime.