Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Hindu

in Religious Jokes
+17 -31

Q. What’s a Hindu?
A. Lay eggs.

The Surfer

in Surreal Jokes
+18 -32

Surfer 1: I love surfing!
Surfer 2: I thought you’re afraid of surfing!
Surfer 1: The Internet, that is!

Bat Attack

in General Jokes
+11 -25

Just been attacked by a thug with a bat.

It’s amazing how good thugs are at training animals these days.

The Sun

in Dirty Jokes
+13 -27

Q: what is the hottest part of the sun..
A: Page 3!

Funeral Parlor

in General Jokes
+7 -21

The following conversation took place at a funeral parlor minutes before the funeral was about to start.

Widow: You’ve put him in a blue suit, I wanted brown!
Funeral Director: No problem madam. Ed!! Ed!! Quickly bring the hacksaw, we need to swap the heads around on these bodies.

Restaurant

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -24

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst at a restaurant.

Husband: What do you want to drink?
Wife: I guess I’ll have champagne.
Husband: Guess again.. Maybe you should go for a diet coke?