Had a talk with my son earlier today about masterbation and how it’s totally natural. I also told him to make sure that in future he knocks on my door before he goes into my room.
In a bid to promote his image and ease race relations John Terry has kindly donated 100 trumpets to an African orphanage in Nigeria. Apparently he was quoted as saying “Blacks are naturally talented at music and with their big lips they should be great at trumpet playing”.